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Buy, buy, buy, cell, cell, cell

My friend Sarah was riding the train home a few weeks ago when she noticed a cell phone on the seat next to her. Being the responsible adult that she is, she attempted to find out who it belonged to. Sarah asked the people around her if it was theirs but no one seemed to know anything about it.

The train had come to a stop and people were exiting for the platform. She stepped to the door and yelled to the people on the platform to see if the phone belonged to them. No one seemed interested. No one was interested that is until the door closed on Sarah's arm and the train took off with her flailing limb and a cell phone hanging out of it.

Now everyone was very interested. They all had terriffic advice that they wouldn't stop giving her.

It was only when the train reached the next stop and her arm was freed that she realized that the phone she had been holding onto this whole time was not actually a phone, but a candy container SHAPED like a phone.

See what trying to do good gets you?

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