I was at the Chicago Gay Pride Parade on Sunday and by far the most disturbing thing I saw was two women who had 40 oz. bottles of beer duct taped to their hands. DUCT TAPED to their hands! That is a commitment to alcoholism that is not seen in most people. A lot of people would assume that if you're too drunk to hold a beer, you're too drunk to drink it. Not these ladies. They're not letting go for ANYONE!
But, like any dream, it interferes with your relationships and peace of mind. How do they shake hands? How did they open doors? How did they go to the bathroom? The world may never know. But they don't have to really. Because most of the world has something that makes the duct tape completely irrelevant. Two things really: self-restraint and opposable thumbs.
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Duct taped to their hands you say? I hadn't heard anything about this.