Noun: Person, Place or THING with the THING
0 Comments Published by Chris on Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 11:35 AM.

Actual conversation with a woman on the phone who was trying to buy tickets:
ME- We have row H seats 7 and 8.
HER- Ok, well I'm on your website right now and I...do you have...uh...where can I find...the thing that...shows the ...thing?
ME- (stunned silence over her complete mastery of the English language*) You mean a map?
HER- YEAH, that's it!
*I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong English WAS her first language!
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