Direct quotes from an ENORMOUS fat man in Decorah, Iowa:
"I ain't afraid of no beer!"
Really? Looks like you're also not too proud to chase them down with a few fried chickens either.
"I can't eat too much or else I'll fall asleep while I'm driving."
First of all, yes you CAN eat too much. I think the tension on that poor belt is a testament to that. And secondly, I think a more pressing concern for you is falling asleep in a bowl of gravy without a life preserver.
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