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Where Would Hitler Eat?

According to a story by Reuters "Oddly Enough" News Service a Nazi-themed restaurant has just opened in Mumbai, India called Hitler's Cross. The restaurant, in addition to featuring a large hookah, is festooned with even larger pictures of Hitler.

"'This place is not about wars or crimes, but where people come to relax and enjoy a meal,' said restaurant manager Fatima Kabani, adding that they were planning to turn the eatery's name into a brand with more branches in Mumbai."

I don't want to waste my time defending the indefensible, but these people are clearly not good Nazis. I'll tell you why. Mumbai is the financial center of India. And as any good Nazi knows (I'm looking at YOU Mel Gibson!), the Jews run all things financial. Do you really think that any good Nazi would waste his time giving the Jews good food at a reasonable price? These people aren't Nazis, they're just morons.

"'We wanted to be different. This is one name that will stay in people's minds,' owner Punit Shablok told Reuters."

You know what else sticks in people's minds? The holocaust. Say what you will about his great accomplishments like the autobahn, that final solution is what Hitler's gonna be remembered for.

Shablok wanted to make sure people knew that "we are not promoting Hitler. But we want to tell people we are different in the way he was different."

That the way Hitler was different was that he killed millions of Jews, gypsies and Russians. Check your armbands at the door!

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