I did some shopping when I was home this past week and found myself in a department store. As I made my way out I inevitably passed the perfume counter. (They have to make those things unavoidable or else we would all smell like wolves! Incidentally, that's why all the women who work there are so aggressive. They're used to dealing with animals.) There was something different about this counter. It had a toy car on top of it. At least I thought it did.
The reason I saw this...
...was because of this.
Humvee now makes a fragrance. I'm only too sad to report that I didn't actually get to smell "the essence of adventure." I can only assume that it smells like old rich guys and soccer moms. In other words: like hostility and condescension.
Who is this for? My guess is people who cannot afford a Humvee but want to smell like they can. How disappointed is your date gonna be when she smells Humvee but you go to take her out in a Hyundai?
"I'm sorry, I thought it'd be bigger. And your car's small too!"
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