(Actual conversation overheard at the do-it-yourself buttering station AMC River East Theater on 5/1/06)
Woman: You're doing it wrong. Move the bag around. Move it in circles.
Man does nothing.
Woman: Stop it. Give me the bag and you push the button. Ok, now push the button.
Man pushes the button. Woman moves the bag in cirles under the artificial butter-flavored topping-like substance.
Woman: Ok, that's enough...you can stop...stop now...stop pushing the button. STOP!
Woman pulls bag out from underneath the torrent of artificial butter-flavored topping-like substance. Butter runs down the bag and onto her hand. Woman leaves in a huff. Man grunbles to himself.
Man: You did that on purpose...now it's all squishy.
Here's my question in all of this: Why was that a two person job to begin with? Was it a union regulation?
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