Overheard walking down Belmont towards the train while wearing my messenger bag:
"I need to get a messenger bag so I can fit in with the rest of the homos in the city."
"You mean like THAT one?" (points at me)
It is certainly better to fit in with the homos than to stand out among the assholes.
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