Why do all newborns look like Winston Churchill?
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We went out to eat with Sophie for the first time two days ago. Is it child abuse to expose her to that much easy listening music?
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I put together a rocking chair for Sophie's room today. I've assembled a chest of drawers, a crib, an end table and now a rocking chair. If you want to reduce teen pregnancy don't threaten them with talk of unwanted children, tell them sex leads to carpentry. Why do you think there are so many Amish? Those are some HANDY people!
Labels: Amish, Baby, Carpentry, Music, Winston Churchill
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