Crocodile hunter, reptile park owner and all around crazy bastard Steve Irwin has died of a stingray barb to the chest.
This is just barely news. Did anyone actually think he was going to succumb to the ravages of old age? He hunted crocodiles for a living! On a list of the top 100 dangerous jobs his ranks number two ahead of bulletproof vest tester and mob informant and just barely behind the number one job: Iraqi cabinet official. I assume that his wife and two kids will now abandon the reptile park and big game hunting to live somewhere safer...like Lebanon perhaps.
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