The Intelligence Estimate

Vanity Fair has released the first pictures of Suri Cruise, daughter of Zany McZoloft and his wife Jailbait.













And while I readily admit I couldn't give a shit less about why it's taken so long to get these photos out (my guess is that they couldn't find a child of a believable size that had an Equity card) , or why the child is wearing a wig (ever seen him in the same room with Verne Troyer?) or why they chose to have their photo taken in the poses from the poster for Brokeback Mountain ( do I have to spell this one out for you?) I will say this: the Vanity Fair photos are WAY better than the "exclusive" photos posted by Google Earth.











By the way, why do they have directions TO HERE for a listing for Planet Earth?

Labels: Celebrity, Hollywood, Lost Post, Tom Cruise