Headline from New Zealand Herald, National News: Most Inmates Do Nothing In Jail.
Contradicting headline from Gay.com: Philly Mulls More Condoms in Prison.
Clearly these clever convicts are finding SOMETHING (or someONE) to do.
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According to the Science Daily, researcher Roger Angel at the University of Arizona has come up with a solution to global warming and I for one am shocked. Mostly because I didn't know there was any actual academics going on at the University of Arizona. The University of Arizona is routinely ranked in Playboy's list of top party schools, and I think Angel's proposed solution to global warming is evidence of that. He's suggesting that we place what is essentially a giant parasol over the world to protect it from the harmful effects of the sun. I'm guessing this replaces his original theory of replacing the ozone with SPF 15 sunscreen. And even that built off of his earlier "stay inside" research.
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Discovery Channel News: Lifespan Longer in Low Body-Temp Mice.
Question: Why are we trying to prolong the life of mice anyway? Am I the only one who remembers the good old days when all we did to mice was give them cancer?
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