Welcome to round two of Aren't You Somebody? Today we look at the second crop of people who I am told I look like. And oh what a crop it is! Let's get right to the harvest shall we?
1) Conan O'Brien
This one hasn't happened for quote some time. I used to get it a lot in college when I actually had his haircut...or did he have MY haircut? The world may never know. However, with my current hairstyle, I think that the only similarity between us is the we are carbon-based bipeds.
On a scale of 100, it now only warrants a 35.
2) Steve Page of the Barenaked Ladies
I think this has more to do with the glasses than anything else, but I take it as quite a compliment. Funny story: (and by funny I mean get an adrenaline needle ready) I think that the BNL record Rock Spectacle was recorded at the Briar Street Theater where I currently work. So what that story lacked in interest it made up for with speculation.
On a scale of 100, I give it a 95.
3) The Prophet Mohammed
This entry is only here for exhibition value, it is not competing. And that is only because I could not find any pictures of Mohammed to back up this claim. I guys I will just have to take the cab driver's word for it.
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I think you look like a Fat-Necked Maternity Skank. Oh, nope. Nevermind... that's ME.
I told a funny story about you today... you were doing stand-up at the House of Bricks and you started a set that I had seen you do before... and I *happened* to say "Oh, I've heard this one before..." during an ill-timed lull so everyone else heard it, too. The look you gave me.... well, that was pure L-O-V-E.
And so ends the reading. :)
Have a lovely day.