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Leaving On A Jet Plane

A baby was delivered on a Delta Airlines flight by two passengers who happened to be doctors. The baby was given to the mother and, answering the age old nature or nurture question, the child immediately started kicking the seat in front of it.

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Crabby Patties!

According to a billboard at by the airport (and when have THEY ever lied to me?) Hooters now has crab legs. Hooters has crabs? Personally, I think they had crabs long before now, but they just never got tested.

Anyway, this reminded me of the first time I ever went to Hooters. I was in college and my roommate at the time, Mike, didn't drink anything with caffeine. So when he ordered his meal, he got milk...and free refills. Mike assured me that most restaurants do NOT have free refills on milk as it is a more precious commodity than soda. I figured then that the milk must have been fresh squeezed.

Which begs the question, is it all you can eat crab legs? You might wanna stick to the chicken wings.

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Know Your Concourse, Know Your Gate

According to a Fox News story United Airlines employees at O'Hare International Airport (one of TWO airports here in Chicago. Midway is the other one...and it seems to me there was a third one by the lake at one time too, but it's closed down now.) claim to have seen a UFO.

"'Our theory on this is that it was a weather phenomenon,' (Federal Aviation Administration Representative Elizabeth)Cory said. 'That night was a perfect atmospheric condition in terms of low (cloud) ceiling and a lot of airport lights. When the lights shine up into the clouds, sometimes you can see funny things.'The FAA is not investigating, Cory said."

Thank God the FAA isn't investigating. I think it's time to institute random drug testing at United Airlines. This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Everyone knows that the UFOs land at Midway!

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