According to a billboard at by the airport (and when have THEY ever lied to me?) Hooters now has crab legs. Hooters has crabs? Personally, I think they had crabs long before now, but they just never got tested.
Anyway, this reminded me of the first time I ever went to Hooters. I was in college and my roommate at the time, Mike, didn't drink anything with caffeine. So when he ordered his meal, he got milk...and free refills. Mike assured me that most restaurants do NOT have free refills on milk as it is a more precious commodity than soda. I figured then that the milk must have been fresh squeezed.
Which begs the question, is it all you can eat crab legs? You might wanna stick to the chicken wings.
Signs I've seen since being back in Iowa:
"Honk if you loved Jesus" -Billboard
"Smile, your mom chose life." -Billboard
"Smart people know the bible." -Billboard
"Catholic schools put the good news back in education." -Table tent at various restaurants
And my personal favorite:
"The only judgement day: father God, not mother earth."
Now if you'll excuse me I need to prepare for my bible study and cross burning!
Riding the train to work this morning I noticed a sign I'd never seen before. It was posted on the railing of a porch that looked out over the tracks. It was clearly posted so that it could be read by people on the train. It was a standard piece of poster board (maybe three foot by five foot) that someone had written an urgent message on in magic marker. It said, "Katie, will you marry me? Mike."
Isn't that romantic? He did arts and crafts for her. That's love. I can't imagine Katie saying no to him now. I mean, if this was his proposal, can you imagine the kick ass macaroni pictures she's gonna get for their anniversary?
Labels: Arts and Crafts, CTA, Marriage, Mass Transit, Presents, Proposal, Signs, Trains
Seen on the window of a sushi place around the corner from our place, a sign that reads: "WE WANTED DISH WASHER."
I wasn't sure if that was a request or a rebuke, but I was pretty sure I was never going to eat there. First of all, it's raw fish and now they may be serving it on dirty dishes. Your chance of living through to dessert just drop by 83%.
